May
07
Mary Magdalene tweeted the disciple’s secret location, tipping off the Romans. It’s okay, Jesus made her do it.
Pontius Pilate was a John Wayne impersonator.
The shepherds in their field at night were gang members.
But the most shocking thing maybe — apart from all the male and female body parts — was the Angel Gabriel being a lesbian who explained to Mary about virgin birth, “Honey, sometimes you just don’t need a man.”
I take that back; the most shocking thing was I sat through an almost six-hour long play about The Bible and loved it. But hey, they fed us dinner (vegan, gluten-free) and dessert (baklava and cupcakes).
- Audience members were invited to snap photos with the cast. Eric Miller, bottom right, posed with his angelic sister Andy, holding the star, and others. — photo by Cheryl Webster Miller