Maple, the moose, Zayu, the Jaguar and Clutch, the Bald Eagle are the mascots for the event.
Here are some important things you should know:
1. FIFA stands for “Football: It’s Football, Americans.”
2. Soccer began — some say — when a group of Medieval Brits gathered together around a pig’s bladder to receive endorsements from Nike.Read More
Jun
06
By the time you read this, I’ll be part cow.
My heart beats differently than most people’s. I’ve known that for quite a while now. I’m not talking metaphorically (necessarily). I have what’s called a bicuspid aortic valve, like 2% of the population. Instead of three flaps regulating the blood flowing into my heart like the rest of you tricuspid folk, I’ve got two. Baby, I was born this way.
May
09
This DoD video shows something resembling an eight-pointed star with arms of alternating length. No other video in the newly released crop has caused more argument and analysis by armchair “experts” & “professional” debunkers over the past 36 hours. Filmed in the Middle East in 2013, the entire one-minute-and-46-second video can be viewed here.
One of the most profound things that has ever affected humanity or could soon affect humanity may have just happened.
May
03
Mr. P. just had another birthday. He’s in his 90s and the statute of limitations should’ve expired at some point, I suspect. But I don’t wanna risk it. Although his son, whom I’ll call “John Pineau,” is now a successful lawyer in Colorado. I’m sure he could get his dad acquitted for the crime I’m about to reveal.
Apr
16
(Shhh! Don’t tell Mo-Z, but his due date is today!)
Mar
30
We had yet another spectacular day for the No Kings 3.0 rally in Troy, Michigan on Saturday. Featuring a bright blue sky — foretelling the upcoming bright blue wave — Troy’s was one of thousands of rallies across the state, country and WORLD! Reportedly more than eight million people showed up for the combined events, making this the biggest rally in U.S. history.
Mar
06
The KPop Demon Hunters group HUNTR/X sing Golden.
Missed Movies in the Oscar’s Best Picture Category
After finally seeing all of the 2025 Best Picture nominees for this year’s Academy Awards, as usual, there were some stunning omissions. Even though I’m not really into vampires or Mary Shelley’s monster, I’m all-in on demons, apparently, and those that hunt them while singing.
Feb
22
There, we are not alone.
Look, I know I’ve told you this before and there are a whole bunch of you that likely think I’m a kook. That’s by design; you’re supposed to think I’m kooky. But I tell ya, kids, we’re not the only show in town, not the only cats on the couch.
Feb
01
The crowd was warm & wonderful at Saturday’s freezing ICE OUT rally in Troy, Michigan. In balmy 20 degree grayness, protestors honked and hiked, signaling their outrage at the murders of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minneapolis. There were humorous signs, a lot of cathartic noise and a Michigan 11th District candidate who forgot gloves (but was gifted a pair by a polite passing-by-protestor-photographer).
The intersection of Big Beaver and Rochester Road was overflowing with protestors.